Giant Ape Fans Gifts

Le Roi Kong

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

King Kong

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

A Giant at the Airport.

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

'It was bad enough that he was raised by apes, but then I found out that he swings both ways'

"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

Attack of the giant ape!

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

Vet uses a hydraulic jack to treat an elephant.

"We rescued an ape."