Giant Ape Fans Prints

Le Roi Kong

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

A Giant at the Airport.

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

'It was bad enough that he was raised by apes, but then I found out that he swings both ways'

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

"We rescued an ape."

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Vet uses a hydraulic jack to treat an elephant.

King Kong goes nine-to-five.

Deodorant for King Kong