Ape Admirer Gifts

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"I guess this means the honeymoon's over."

Way too much anthropomorphising

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

Chelsea of the Apes

Gorillas in the jungle.

'Don't you think he's a bit old for the swing'

The Origin of Species

'Sir, a distant relative to see you.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Little known evolutionary steps.

Simian CPR Class. Those of you who pound your chest regularly will find this easier than others. (Published originally on September 26, 2011.)

"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Why don't you find a museum!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I know it's gassy...'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Robocop and Juliet.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden