Ape Appreciator Gifts

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Surreal ale

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"My kid could do that."

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Way too much anthropomorphising

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Sue Perkins

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

Gorillas in the jungle.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

The Origin of Species

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'