Ai Appreciator Gifts

"My kid could do that."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Robocop and Juliet.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Robot Jogger

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Surreal ale

Robot walking pet robot

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Edvard Grieg.

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Leonard Nimoy

"It's a pizza leaflet..."