Expression Appreciator Gifts

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

As it were

"...and this is my better half...!"

Celibacy is not hereditary.

"Well, happy birthday I guess...your present cost me an arm and a leg."

"We have an acronym!"

You are my sunshine!

Meat Grinder

Final words on gravestones.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Oscars 2024

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"More aphorisms, please!"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

Bob Dylan

Couple in Grey

Business Cliches

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

Ship of fools.

"I just love your use of lying"

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

"The seller isn't willing to come down."

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"YOL 9Lives."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."