Expression Appreciator Pillows

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

As it were

"...and this is my better half...!"

Celibacy is not hereditary.

"Well, happy birthday I guess...your present cost me an arm and a leg."

"We have an acronym!"

Meat Grinder

You are my sunshine!

Final words on gravestones.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Oscars 2024

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"More aphorisms, please!"

Couple in Grey

Bob Dylan

Business Cliches

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

"I just love your use of lying"

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

Ship of fools.

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"YOL 9Lives."

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"The seller isn't willing to come down."

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."

Lonely fish.

"So, that's why you're always trembling with ecstasy."

Stage Hand