Acronym Appreciator Pillows

"We have an acronym!"

"YOL 9Lives."

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

Meat Grinder

You are my sunshine!

Snowyphus

Final words on gravestones.

The Elephant in the Womb

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"More aphorisms, please!"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

Bob Dylan

Business Cliches

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

'I don't think you grasp the gravity of the situation.'

Neither Here nor There

"Don't make waves."

Ship of fools.

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

"I just love your use of lying"

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"The seller isn't willing to come down."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

"A good day to you, sir, and might the cow of the house be in?"