Acronym Appreciator Mugs

"We have an acronym!"

"YOL 9Lives."

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

Meat Grinder

You are my sunshine!

Snowyphus

The Elephant in the Womb

Final words on gravestones.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"More aphorisms, please!"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

Sue Perkins

Bob Dylan

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

Business Cliches

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

Neither Here nor There

Ship of fools.

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"Don't make waves."

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'I don't think you grasp the gravity of the situation.'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"I just love your use of lying"

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

"The seller isn't willing to come down."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."