Algebra Appreciator Gifts

'It's not that I mind you criticizing my spelling - it's just that this happens to be Algebra!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

Edvard Grieg.

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Mathematician on the couch.

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

Perpetual Motion.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'It's for Pookie.'

"...and this is my better half...!"

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

The Rolling Stones Bank

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.

'Clocked you going broadband in a dial-up zone.'

Bank Front

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

Mostly Mozart

Milky Way

What technique! What control! I don't get it. Work in progress.