Investment Appreciator Gifts

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"My kid could do that."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Plays well with other people's $.

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

Great Urban Sprawl

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

Deep pockets on line two.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

Perpetual Motion.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"You definately have a musical ear"

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

L. $. G. F. E. S. What has he got that I haven't got?

"Honey, I'm home."

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

'This is pretty good to prevent your money from slipping through your fingers!'

'It's nice now, but the trade surplus can't last FOREVER!'

"Before you answer my proposal my Dear, let me just show you the balance of my off shore account..."

'I had a house for that price, but it sold in 1962.'

'I shall never forget Roger.'

"Rich, he's got a walk-in wallet."