Algorithm Appreciator Gifts

'You're a high-frequency trader, and I'm a high-frequency tweeter. Cool.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Final words on gravestones.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"My kid could do that."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Mathematician on the couch.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

"I just love your use of lying"

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

"I think we're going to have to look at our recruitment algorithms again."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

A toaster plays fetch

Perpetual Motion.

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Things you should know about...

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

"...and this is my better half...!"

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

'It's for Pookie.'

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

It's not deja vu if you get it every day, Bob.

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish