Performance Appreciator Gifts

Greek Home Theater

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Bravo!"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I like to stay on top of things."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"I got replaced by another clown"

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"Since past performance doesn't guarantee future results I suppose it's conceivable you're correct."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Flamenco

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Tightrope Walker.

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

Everyone thinks they can do it

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

'He's not a normal human cannonball-he's heat seeking...'

Question my integrity, $10.

Standing ovation $5.

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

Hamlet throws skull at noisy audience member on phone: 'Sorry about this, Yorick.'

Statue of Liberty with a Theatre Mask.

Tight rope walking cat and monkey.

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Lap Line-Dancing Club