Analogy Appreciator Gifts

'Clocked you going broadband in a dial-up zone.'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Final words on gravestones.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

The Family Joules: Part 3

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"My kid could do that."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Well this is awkward.'

"Everyone loved working with Doctor Patel... Beer!"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"