Analogy Appreciator Gifts

'Clocked you going broadband in a dial-up zone.'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Trump! The Musical

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Final words on gravestones.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"My kid could do that."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Well this is awkward.'

Drunk Vampire

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"Everyone loved working with Doctor Patel... Beer!"