Imitation Appreciator Gifts

"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Trump! The Musical

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Night of the Zombonies.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Steamed vegetables."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Oh Hi!'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Meat Grinder

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Russia Money Laundering

"Will follow you on social media for food."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"Amateurs."

The Greek Trampoline

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"