Parody Appreciator Gifts

'It's a copyright thing.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

'Like A Virgin Olive Oil'

Trump! The Musical

NSA is coming to town.

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

The last Easter

'Santa's blotto.'

"Broken into? Didn't you lock the door?"

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'Here's one piece of good news! I've been called in for an IRS audit, and I won't be able to make it.'

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

Old Scientist Magazine

Feedback Card: How was your death?

"Randy, if you could be any superhero, which one would you be?" "I'd be Randy-Man. He came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men." "He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things." "He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile." "I don't think the Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Fifty Shades of Yellow

Donald Trump

"Abdominal pain classic chips party size!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Everyone loved working with Doctor Patel... Beer!"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

CS573351

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

An Uber Car Named Desire