Parody Appreciator Pillows

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

NSA is coming to town.

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Trump! The Musical

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

Feedback Card: How was your death?

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Old Scientist Magazine

'Santa's blotto.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

'Here's one piece of good news! I've been called in for an IRS audit, and I won't be able to make it.'

The last Easter

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"I'm turned off by the womanizing."

In Private Collections

An Uber Car Named Desire

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"I am the eggman. We are the eggmen...So who the hell is he?"

"Smoked hickory muppet jerky."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Everyone loved working with Doctor Patel... Beer!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Birth of Darth Vader

Drunk Vampire

"Watch me kill this shot...."

Fifty Shades of Yellow

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

Night of the Zombonies.