Television Parody Appreciator Pillows

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Trump! The Musical

Fly Fishing

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"Steamed vegetables."

'Oh Hi!'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'