Parody Appreciators Pillows

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

"I'm septicaemic you fool! That blood you just drank is poisonous!"

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

baby sweetcorn...

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Trump! The Musical

Fly Fishing

Night of the Zombonies.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Gay Times...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Steamed vegetables."

"Hugh fans!"