Parody Enthusiasts Pillows

'This whole Bible thing sounds like a conspiracy theory to me!'

Price of food on the market

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Hugh fans!"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Housekeeping?!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Can't Touch This

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Little Red Riding Carpet

Spam in Hell.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'