Parody Fanatics Pillows

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The Family Joules: Part 16

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Housekeeping?!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"The Eggsorcist"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Spam in Hell.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Fearless Frog Part 12

Batman O' War

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.