Music Parody Fan Pillows

"All the shingles ladies, all the shingles ladies. . ."

"Mr. MacDonald, some of us would like to speak to you about the noise level on your farm."

"We need less cowbell!"

If Billy Joel played a bell instead of a piano and wrote "a hoot owl state of mind" by mistake.

"We'd like to continue with a sonata for violin, cello, and hobo."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Calls himself a 'green bottle', ha! He's not green, he's yellow!'

Harper's cat

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Musical Note Nail

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Lawyers On A Plane.

Extreme kites!

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

The Sedentary Dead.