Music Parody Fan Gifts

"All the shingles ladies, all the shingles ladies. . ."

"Mr. MacDonald, some of us would like to speak to you about the noise level on your farm."

"We need less cowbell!"

If Billy Joel played a bell instead of a piano and wrote "a hoot owl state of mind" by mistake.

"We'd like to continue with a sonata for violin, cello, and hobo."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Your call is important to us. Do you think we would go to the trouble of recording instrumental versions of Captain and Tennille songs if we didn't care deeply about you?

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Calls himself a 'green bottle', ha! He's not green, he's yellow!'

Daft Russia Punk

Harper's cat

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

The Second Fall of Man.r

Musical Note Nail

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Lawyers On A Plane.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

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