Pop Culture Parody Fan Gifts

2200 BC: Egypt experiences Beetlemania

The Tumor with the 200lbs Man!

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Reese Witherspoon

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Early Colour TV

Sock Puppet in Literature

Dawing your Cellphone

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

Spam in Hell.

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Joe has been partying hard!'