Tv Show Parody Fan Gifts

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Emergency Hipster Beard

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Gogglebollox.

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

The Sedentary Dead.

'We need more cake shows!'

Old Yarns