Literary Parody Fan Gifts

"Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Lawyers On A Plane.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"More please."

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Atomic Bear: Part 10

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Old Yarns