Literary Parody Lover Gifts

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

"I don't have to mask up, Sam I am?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

How to deliver a baby grand.

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

"See? No socialists."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."