Tv Parody Lover Gifts

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Planet of the puppies"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

How to deliver a baby grand.

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."