Movie Parody Lover Gifts

"Donald Trump in Honey, I shrunk the gov."

"My name is Donald and I revenge everything. President evil: apocalypse"

Monster Attack

Portillo as the film Jaws poster

"Oi! Pedal faster, you little git! I don't have all night!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Planet of the puppies"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."