Cinematic Parody Lover Gifts

"Planet of the puppies"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"The Eggsorcist"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

E-Baying @ The Moon

Little Red Riding Carpet

Batman O' War

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Seven

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

State of the Union

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Fearless Frog Part 10

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.