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"Planet of the puppies"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.