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No one bleats about fleece club!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Bro of Frankenstein

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Planet of the puppies"

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

The Insiders

Gogglebollox.

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Thanks for reaching out."

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

"Edward Shovelhands"

Top Gump

Pulp Science Fiction

"Norm"

King Cow

Mean Girls

Rosemary's Hairdresser's Cousin's Baby

"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word." "Yes, sir." "Are you listening?" "Yes, I am." "Colonize."

Monster Attack