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No one bleats about fleece club!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Bro of Frankenstein

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Planet of the puppies"

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Planet of the Dems

The Insiders

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Gogglebollox.

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Thanks for reaching out."

Pulp Science Fiction

Top Gump

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"Edward Shovelhands"

Rosemary's Hairdresser's Cousin's Baby

"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word." "Yes, sir." "Are you listening?" "Yes, I am." "Colonize."

King Cow

Mean Girls

"Norm"