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'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The Eggsorcist"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Bro of Frankenstein

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Planet of the Dems

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

The Insiders

Lester Hacks into an Abacus.

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

"Thanks for reaching out."

"Edward Shovelhands"

Top Gump

Pulp Science Fiction

No one bleats about fleece club!

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"Norm"

Rosemary's Hairdresser's Cousin's Baby

"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word." "Yes, sir." "Are you listening?" "Yes, I am." "Colonize."

King Cow

Mean Girls

Monster Attack