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"Norm"

The Insiders

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Planet of the puppies"

Bro of Frankenstein

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Gogglebollox.

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Thanks for reaching out."

Pulp Science Fiction

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

No one bleats about fleece club!

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

Top Gump

"Edward Shovelhands"

Mean Girls

"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word." "Yes, sir." "Are you listening?" "Yes, I am." "Colonize."

Rosemary's Hairdresser's Cousin's Baby

King Cow

Home Alone 45

Monster Attack

"Donald Trump in Honey, I shrunk the gov."