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"Norm"

The Insiders

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The Eggsorcist"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Bro of Frankenstein

"Planet of the puppies"

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Planet of the Dems

Gogglebollox.

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

"Thanks for reaching out."

No one bleats about fleece club!

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

Pulp Science Fiction

Top Gump

"Edward Shovelhands"

King Cow

"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word." "Yes, sir." "Are you listening?" "Yes, I am." "Colonize."

Rosemary's Hairdresser's Cousin's Baby

Monster Attack