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Pulp Science Fiction

"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word." "Yes, sir." "Are you listening?" "Yes, I am." "Colonize."

Rosemary's Hairdresser's Cousin's Baby

Top Gump

"The Eggsorcist"

Other People's Children

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Sock Puppet in Literature

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Bro of Frankenstein

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Lawyers On A Plane.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Extreme kites!

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

The Insiders

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

The Sedentary Dead.