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Pulp Science Fiction

"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word." "Yes, sir." "Are you listening?" "Yes, I am." "Colonize."

Rosemary's Hairdresser's Cousin's Baby

Top Gump

"The Eggsorcist"

Other People's Children

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Bro of Frankenstein

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Extreme kites!

Lawyers On A Plane.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Old Yarns

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

The Sedentary Dead.

The Insiders