Cinema Parody Fan Gifts

King Cow

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

Spam in Hell.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Bro of Frankenstein

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Planet of the puppies"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'He's been shot!'

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Lawyers On A Plane.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

The Insiders

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Atomic Bear: Part 10

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Old Yarns

Planet of the Dems