Cinema Parody Lover Gifts

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

E-Baying @ The Moon

Little Red Riding Carpet

Batman O' War

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"Planet of the puppies"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

State of the Union

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Seven

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.