Cinema Parody Lover Mugs

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'Even More Disciples'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Planet of the puppies"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.