Celebrity Parody Lover Mugs

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

David Niven caricature

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"Planet of the puppies"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.