Parody Lover Mugs

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"See? No socialists."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Pandora's Music Box

Revised Texts

'Keep calm and wait for this irritating fad to pass.'

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

"Hi, I'm a cartoonist, I notice you've been using my cartoon on your website..."

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I hate my fans."

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

Vaccine-Reveal Party

'And so the monsters came to overtake the city and make their home in the closets of young children everywhere. The end. Good night, honey.'

Champagne cork rebounds off ceiling and hits diner.

'So we meet again, Swatter-man!'

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

Redundant Beach, California

Ill-advised puppets.

Truther Goose Poems

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Further Sanctions

Death Decides Not To Take A Holiday

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Worst TED talk ever"

"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."

Full body condoms

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

Welcome: To The Ever So Slowly Drying Out Man Festival