Parody Lovers Mugs

'Make it clear to the mentor that you want to be just like them'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Muskratatouille

Thus saith the Lord to Earth: 'Thou art cancelled!'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Fearless Frog Part 4

The Family Joules: Part 16

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Schlock Holmes

Cult Leaders

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Housekeeping?!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-Baying @ The Moon

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Little Red Riding Carpet

Batman O' War

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'