Parody Lovers Gifts

'Make it clear to the mentor that you want to be just like them'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Muskratatouille

Thus saith the Lord to Earth: 'Thou art cancelled!'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Schlock Holmes

Cult Leaders

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Housekeeping?!"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Even More Disciples'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

Beware of Everything

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw