Parody Enthusiast Gifts

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'Stop torturing yourself!'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

"Hold on, Bob's little rocketship just started ticking."

Fearless Frog Part 7

The Family Joules: Part 9

Atomic Bear: Part 1

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 4

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"So this is the one that will bring balance?"

"I'm going to prescribe a phony cure-all for your hypochondria and a placebo for your fake vomit."

"But he's stranger than you. Does that mean you and I should get married?"

'Stop by next Saturday. We're having a little 'get to know us' open house and bake sale.'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'

'You don't get all bent out of shape when LADY GODIVA does it!'

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'Oh come on, you've sat through Kirsty Wark before!'

Toxic Barrels of Fun

A Caricature getting a life-like drawing done of himself.

Equal Rites...

"MOM! Billy says I'm too sane to be a congresswoman!"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"We're not so much going out to protest AGAINST something as publicly celebrating our sense of outraged entitlement."

Twitter (parody) ... of its former self

"It's safe to open the door. They're singing Christmas-carol parodies."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Housekeeping?!"

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.