Parody Lover Gifts

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"See? No socialists."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Pandora's Music Box

'Keep calm and wait for this irritating fad to pass.'

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

"Hi, I'm a cartoonist, I notice you've been using my cartoon on your website..."

Revised Texts

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Champagne cork rebounds off ceiling and hits diner.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'So we meet again, Swatter-man!'

Vaccine-Reveal Party

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I hate my fans."

Dairy Potter.

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

'And so the monsters came to overtake the city and make their home in the closets of young children everywhere. The end. Good night, honey.'

"Worst TED talk ever"

Further Sanctions

Full body condoms

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

Welcome: To The Ever So Slowly Drying Out Man Festival

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

How to deliver a baby grand.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Half man/half shark week"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Truther Goose Poems

Ill-advised puppets.