Musical Parody Lover Gifts

"Excellent. Now just the altos."

The Kink and I

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"The Just Me Band"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Planet of the puppies"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.