Song Parody Enthusiast Gifts

'He ain't heavy...he's my accountant.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Housekeeping?!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'Even More Disciples'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

Beware of Everything

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'