Song Parody Fan Gifts

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"So, you've been working on the railroad all the live long day. Any other recent experience?"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Sock Puppet in Literature

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

The Second Fall of Man.r

Lawyers On A Plane.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Extreme kites!

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Old Yarns