Song Parody Fan Pillows

"So, you've been working on the railroad all the live long day. Any other recent experience?"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Emergency Hipster Beard

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Lawyers On A Plane.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Extreme kites!

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Old Yarns

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

The Sedentary Dead.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'