Parody Fan Pillows

'It's a hatred bracelet. I made it for you.'

Spam in Hell.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part 32

Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 2

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Atomic Bear: Part 11

U.S. Male - Part Five

'Are you SURE this is what he meant by a 'quiet' funeral?'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Niche candidate compaigning with signs show issues such as 'ban football metaphors in annual reports.'

This year's must-have Christmas toy... cattle patch kids.

COW the Bounty Hunter.

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

Snake Centrefolds

WICKERMANHATTAN

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

Closed Circuit TV

'How wonderful, I've always wanted to meet a connoisseur of wines costing under £4.99 a bottle.'

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

The Sedentary Dead.

"Help!"

"What's your favourite Christmas song? Mine's 'Felix Naughty Dog'."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

If You Give A Mouse a $25 Amazon Gift Card

"No, I'm not a robber, I work here."

"It's good luck."

"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"

Old Yarns

"Barkeeper! More chick-peas!"

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"The wheels on the Mercedes C300 Sport Sedan mommy got in the divorce settlement go round and round, round and round ..."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi